The Weakness of all Women...

 Sales....


I was... caught off guard when I was viewing the Makeup boards and read a thread with the title 'UK Girls, 88% off Stila at BrandAlley.'

'Holy shit,' I thought as I used my 98wpm skills to stab the keys, typing the name of the website into the url, my heart beating excitedly and nervously (nervous for my poor bank account) 
'Holy shit,' I thought again as I saw Stila lipsticks that retailed for £16... reduced to a mere £6...
It almost did not feel right adding four of the most appealing lipsticks; a sheer coral, a sheer peachy-pink, a sheer baby-pink, and a rosy-brown (I don't know why I bought this one to be honest, it's probably going to look awful on me) 

                       I also bought smudge pot in cobalt blue - the most beautiful blue I have ever seen in my life (blues turn me on) and wept as the Stila Five Piece Glitter Eyeliner Set that retailed for £55, reduced to £7, was out-of-stock...
 So in-total I spent about £28, £32.95 including delivery, which I believe is a Goddamn STEAL because if I were to buy them all at full price it would have came to £79!!

But then again I'm kind of sad because I had no self-control.

But then again.. shut up, Jess, it's Stila on an 88% sale. You don't get Stila here, nor have you ever seen a sale so high, so sexy, in the UK, on makeup, that it made you wet your panties so bad in excitement. (didn't really, but you get what I mean)


Am I happy? Yes. Yes I am...